Today we wandered into the little known Ethiopian district of Hawaii. Besides the coca cola products shown to the right, they also claim to have built an exact replica of the ark of the covenant out of sand, although scolars are divided on wether the sand ark is in the Hawaiian-Ethiopians' or Scotish-Hawaiians' posession, or if it's in fact still buried somewhere along the beach. Then there are the skeptics who claim the whole story was made up by some random blogger in 2008, but they ignore the massive amount of photographic evidence of coke cans.
Hopefully Shia LeBeouf can pick up where one his fathers left off (Indiana Jones, Steve Stevens, Ron Witwicky, it doesn't matter which, they all wanted Shia to do something with his life) and solve this mystery once and for all.
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