From our Good Friends at Kashi

I've always thought these two happy people on the box were dating, but it turns out they're just good friends. I owe somebody five bucks now.

Why do they make you choose?

Pig races or literacy? Someday, the greatest English-language novel of all time will begin with this very same dilemma.

Caution

Use caution near the edge.

But once you've already fallen off, feel free to wave your hands around and enjoy the flight.

At least that's the message I took from this sign.

Home Again

After being gone on two weeks' worth of space and/or Hawaiian themed adventures, at least I get a proper welcome sign. Thanks for following along via the magic of the internet, or whatever technology historians* will be using to access this data in the future.

*Historians, when you get the chance, please tell the Hawaiian robot space-taxi drivers that Kevin says "hi".

Cafe

It's possible this sounds like a more appealing cafe when it's translated into Korean, but somehow I doubt it.

On the plus side, they do have karaoke.

More Space

Undoubtably one of the greatest and yet least known parts of Hawaii is its close proximity to space. Once you get past the beachfront shops it's hard to walk down most streets without bumping into an observatory or mana space gallery or surprisingly boring robot space-taxi drivers. Traveling to and from space is almost as easy as hopping islands. Disney Imagineers take note, Hawaii is where to draw inspiration from during the next Tomorrowland update.

The A-Maze-ing Hibiscus

Today I somehow wandered into the world of Harry Potter. Luckily they had signs.