party ideas

Having a major get-together and need a party theme? Perhaps you invited your boss over in a desperate attempt to smooth over last week's cake-fire incident? Or are you a wedding planner and the DJ just called to say a black helicopter crashed into her mobile entertainment command center and the only music she has left are some Ukrainian drinking songs on her iPod shuffle?

If you answered "yes" to any or none of the above questions, don't worry. Gorton's has got you covered.


Finally, entertainment made easy! Just think how excited your guests will be when you pull out the fried shrimp and announce to all that they can begin watching the platter for the next few hours. Who needs board games with their complicated rules specifically designed to prevent you from winning without competing against other players? Now, you can forget games, movie rentals, or actual conversation, because each and every Gorton's shrimp is packed full of enough excitement-power to entertain even the most vegetarian of guests. Buy some today and be the life of any party!

Gorton's: trusted since 1849.*
*Before 1849 they were thought to be secretly working for the Spanish crown.